(Spoilers!) Monaco GP Quali Results

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05/28/2016 at 09:16 • Filed to: F1, Monaco

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Spoilers ahead. Sorry for spoiling it for anyone beforehand when i posted the results in the title, I didn’t know the policy here on oppo. Won’t happen again.

Daniel Ricciardo took pole, about a tenth ahead of Rosberg! Glad someone other than Hamilton or Rosberg is on pole.

1. Daniel Ricciardo, Red Bull, 1:13.622

2. Nico Rosberg, Mercedes, 1:13.791

3. Lewis Hamilton, Mercedes, 1:13.942

4. Sebastian Vettel, Ferrari, 1:14.552

5. Nico Hulkenberg, Force India, 1:14.726

6. Kimi Raikkonen, Ferrari, 1:14.732*

7. Carlos Sainz, Toro Rosso, 1:14.749

8. Sergio Perez, Force India, 1:14.902

9. Daniil Kvyat, Red Bull, 1:15.273

10. Fernando Alonso, McLaren, 1:15.363

11. Valtteri Bottas, Williams, 1:15.273

12. Esteban Gutierrez, Haas, 1:15.293

13. Jenson Button, McLaren, 1:15.352

14. Felipe Massa, Williams, 1:15.385

15. Romain Grosjean, Haas, 1:15.571

16. Kevin Magnussen, Renault, 1:16.058

17. Marcus Ericsson, Sauber, 1:16.299

18. Jolyon Palmer, Renault, 1:16.586

19. Rio Haryanto, Manor, 1:17.295

20. Pascal Wehrlein, Manor, 1:17.452

21. Max Verstappen, Red Bull, 1:22.467

22. Felipe Nasr, Sauber, No time

*five-place grid penalty


DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 09:19

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Had to google who the fuck Danny Ric was lol...


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 09:21

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Which means unless he crashes out/has mechanical failure he will probably win


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 09:23

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That spoiler warning should work.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > McMike
05/28/2016 at 09:29

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Totally.

Well no, it's just so I have an excuse when someone comes crying.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/28/2016 at 09:30

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Yup. Hopefully their strategy works; he’s taking a harder compound than the MBs to the start of the race tomorrow.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > Flavien Vidal
05/28/2016 at 09:31

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Hahaha

*Daniel Ricciardo


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 09:36

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Yeah,I know him, he’s my favorite F1 driver actually... But I would never thought someone would call him like that :)

To me it’s like calling Barack Obama “Bar Ob!” lol. Who the fuck is Bar Ob???


Kinja'd!!! Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 09:36

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Worst spoiler warning ever lol

I dont think that means what you think it means


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 09:41

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Vettel will have to dig deep again to get a good start.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > Flavien Vidal
05/28/2016 at 09:42

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You don’t know who Bar Ob is? Lol

Yeah I’ve heard it around so I thought I might as well haha.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast
05/28/2016 at 09:42

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I know what it means, it's just so I have an excuse when someone comes crying


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > Wheelerguy
05/28/2016 at 09:44

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Yup. My preferred podium is Ric-Vet-Ros


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 09:48

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lol, it did struck me a little :)

But thanks to google, “Danny Ric F1" comes up with Daniel Ricciardo right away :)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 09:56

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Cool spoiler warning, brah.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Flavien Vidal
05/28/2016 at 10:00

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They even call him that occasionally on Sky and NBC. It seems like a really natural shortening of it in English, especially with the confusion over his last name that he insists is rick-ar-doh when it’s clearly ricky-ardo, both of which are just far too long. ‘Mericans don’t got time for that.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
05/28/2016 at 10:01

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I’m still calling crash-out. I mean, Iwant to see him prove me wrong, but that was almost too fast.


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
05/28/2016 at 10:03

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It’s very clearly Rick-yar-doh to me.. Who the fuck would pronounce his name Ricky-ardo lol??


Kinja'd!!! Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 10:45

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Worst excuse ever?


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast
05/28/2016 at 10:48

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Yep!


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 11:10

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I know better than to come to this site before watching a delayed race or qual, but made that mistake this morning. At least put the spoiler after the jump! Tomorrow AM will be an electronic blackout for my guests, we don’t start watching until 10 EDT.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 11:29

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so you’re intentionally being a dick then?

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/just-a-reminde…


Kinja'd!!! Shmevans > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 11:30

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He means that when you try to keep people from seeing spoilers (even going so far as to saying there are spoilers) you need to at least try to make it so someone has to click to see the results. Give them the choice. Just saying spoilers doesn’t shield peoples eyes from the rest of your headline.

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See, not much of a warning... :/

*I’m just clarifying, I too believe in not coming online until you’ve actually watched the thing you don’t want spoiled.


Kinja'd!!! Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 11:34

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Hmm, I see.

Opposite-lock content has fallen so far from whence it came long ago.

You sir, are part of the problem.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/28/2016 at 11:48

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Nope. Never saw that post, only joined Oppo a few months ago. I feel stupid now. I know for next time, then. Sorry.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Flavien Vidal
05/28/2016 at 11:52

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Because why would anyone use old-world anything let alone pronunciation?


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > Shmevans
05/28/2016 at 11:55

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I know. Won't happen again, I swear. Posts been edited too.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast
05/28/2016 at 11:57

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I’m pretty new here, so I didn’t know the ‘policy’ on stuff like this. I feel like shit now. The posts been edited, it won’t happen again.

Sorry.


Kinja'd!!! Shmevans > Malanga
05/28/2016 at 12:25

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Ha, all good. Wasn’t meant to attack you, just to improve your spoiler posting skills. I watched it live anyway so no harm done. ;) As a Hamilton fan, I’m super pumped for Danny Ric.


Kinja'd!!! Malanga > Shmevans
05/28/2016 at 12:27

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Alright good. You certainly helped, then! Thank you.